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Journal Entry: Sat Jun 28, 2014, 12:41 PM
Dear NylonNoose ,                             
I don't really know how to tell you this, but o
ur romance is over. I think I realized it when when we skinny dipped in the bathtub at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I get turned on only by my the garbage man. I'm returning our matching snoopy underwear to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and you ruined my attempts at another world war.
Go drown yourself,
Rubbalite









How To Do This:

Dear (choose a random person(the person you will tag I guess .o.)) ,                             
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning 
(8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)


1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes


2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on Nutella
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October -Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear


3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – In your apartment
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper


4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Blue - Knock out
Black - Hit on
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over


5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadians' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 CD
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other - The elephant in the corner


6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
House- Sterile


7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by my the garbage man
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks


8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Our matching snoopy underwear
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Your toe ring
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails


9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your collection of butterflies
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your virginity
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards


10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N -  Love your sweet, sweet donkey
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T -Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X -  Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you


11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose


12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself




  • Mood: I Have To Pee
  • Listening to: some country song
  • Watching: cell screen

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Brett
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I am a young adult living in the land of 10,000 lakes & 10,000,000 mosquitoes. You can either call me Brett or Rubbalite, they are both names that I commonly go by all the time.
I currently work at a gas station (for now) & I'm usually there a lot because of that.
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fafio Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014
thanks for the fav, hope you enjoy my work
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CrossHound213 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014  Student General Artist
yo yo yo Rubs thanks for the watch <3
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JWiesner Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014
:) Thank you kindly for faving:+fav: my artwork:
Quality always pays by JWiesner
By the way, your webcam made me laugh! *I love horrible puns*
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Rubbalite Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome! Senanca is one handsome fella and your graphic novel, LUMINAHI, is quite fun to read :)

I like horrible puns too *obvious by the webcam* :XD:
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NeroDemetriSephaos Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
lol smashing webcam you got there
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ChibiFoxPup Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013
Thanks for the fave~! :'D
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Rubbalite Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome :3 That is a really cute pic of RiverRottie n.n 
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ChibiFoxPup Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013
Thank you! >w<
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Esaki Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2013  Student Digital Artist
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ShadowDHusky Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy belated birthday! :party: :cake:
I am terribly sorry this is so late, but I was unable to get on until now.
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